WANTED FOR THE MURDER OF THE PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS!! Damion Lillard.
This man, Damian Lillard was last seen at the Walt Disney World Resort near Orlando Florida when he murdered the Portland Trail Blazers with an array of murder weapons. Deadly 3's. Ankle killing crossover dribbles delivered with deadly speed leaving Trail Blazer bodies and Nike shoes all over the floor. Authorities are trying to return some of the recovered shoes but are having trouble finding their owners and have received no help from the Portland Trail Blazers. They are not cooperating with authorities. "Aw Hell! We been trying to give em their shoes back but they keep actin like they don't belong to them!" The Local Sheriff says. "My Mama was watching Man!", an unidentified Portland Trail Blazer said immediately after the incident. Damian Lillard is considered armed and dangerous and if you see him on the Basket Ball court approach with caution.